A friend and I visited a 'psychic' the other week. I thought the readings were 50% bullshit - character descriptions that could have applied to anyone, 'spirits' with very common names getting in touch and some stuff that was just plain wrong. Also, when my friend and I got together afterwards, we discovered that half of what had been said was the same for both of us! However, the psychic lady did pull a face when she said there was something in the bottom left hand corner of my garden that needed attending to - she couldn't have known I'd been meaning to flush out the dog toilet for ages! and she asked if I'd got the blind fixed - there's a raggy one still hanging in the kitchen at mum's bungalow. Here's a few more gems from that session:
- There's going to be a birth in the family and the name Helen is significant (-my middle name. Given the psychic was looking at a middle aged woman who probably had relatives of childbearing age, not a huge surprise, although lovely daughter has come off the pill...)
- someone called Sarah with an unusual degree will be instrumental in finding beloved son a job, something to do with the media/music and what looked like lots of intertwined Ss (treble clefs, dollar signs?)
- BS will find his soulmate and live abroad (oh no - he already has an american cyber girlfriend!)
- BS needed to see a dentist about a problem at the back of his mouth and he'd had knee trouble (no he doesn't and no he didn't)
- If anyone has to go to Kent, not to go by car (LD and her partner have to go to a christening in London next week, hope she drives carefully and doesn't get ANOTHER speeding ticket - 98mph recently!)
- I'm going to get an invitation to stay with someone with property in France and should take it (don't know anyone)
- Money from property is coming my way (again, at my age you might expect legacies I suppose)
- Someone called Margaret is going to have health worries but she'll be ok
- September is significant, I could be influenced by someone to take up training in a new hobby
- I've had a hard few years (well yes, but I would imagine most people going to a psychic are hoping for reassurance about a happier future)
- my kitchen is on strong ley lines (wonder if that's why the dog keep losing control of her bowels and bladder in there?)
- I'll have two holidays this year (actually I am thinking about planning a romantic break for him indoors' 60th in November)
- My daughter must not cut her hair (well it is long and looks very nice)
- Richard will pass with flying colours (?)
- Someone called Andrew will try to get me involved in raising money for charity
- my uncle Jack told her I didn't put all my Christmas decorations up, spragger! (who does these days?)
