- on which trip to the loo did the transfer take place and how?
- did anyone notice but feel too embarrassed to tell me?
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Monday, 11 July 2011
Those of a nervous disposition look away now......
This is a true story. It happened to me today and yet I still don't know quite how it happened. Anyway, this morning I had to go to a meeting in another workplace. You should know that my job requires me to wear a lanyard round my neck with my office swipe card, door key and ID photo hanging off the bottom of it. Before I went into the meeting, I went to the loo to spend a penny. An hour later, I spent another penny before the long walk back to the car, along many a corridor and past many people, mostly male. As I got into the car, something caught my eye on the end of the lanyard. There, stuck firmly to the swipe card was a panty liner. Not just any panty liner, but the very one that just over an hour previously had been stuck equally firmly (or so I thought) to my pants. Now what I want to know is:
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3 comments:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... eek.
Let's hope it was the second trip and that the mostly male passers-by had no idea what that was and mistook it for a serviette
In your place I'd quit work, sell the house, change my name and open a sandwich shack on a beach far far far away.
But then that's my strategy for just about any incident - basically any excuse to go off on my travels will do
lol, I like your strategy! Ah well, gave the girls at work a good laugh (I didn't tell the guys).
I shan't tell a soul!!
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